Absinth-tenence Pledge

I (insert name here) do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from absinthe… since absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient synesthetic inspiration and sinister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of absinthe ingestion this instant

Attention good citizens of South Carolina:

1. Click here to download the 2008 South Carolina Presidential Primary Petition.

2. Obtain 20 legitimate signatures for the petition. They must be those of registered voters in South Carolina.

3. Mail the completed form to:

P.O. Box 21597
Charleston, SC 29413-1597

Thank you.

Colbert's announcement

Stephen Colbert announced that he is running for President of the United States of America both as a Democrat and a Republican in his home state of South Carolina



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